Time. It’s always ticking away. It is with time that we die, and with time that we rise. Every time you shift your eyes word to word on this page, a second of your life flings by. But monsters… They have been here forever… Ever think about how monsters existed, even when your grandparents were young? It’s almost like they’re immortal! Ever had a dream or a thought about killing all of the monsters in this world? Well, even if you killed them all, they would still exist. At least in the future’s mind. (Not that the future has a brain. In my opinion, the future people are going to think up really stupid things.) Anyway, monsters have populated all over the world, and everybody at this point knows about them. Lots of people are making up monsters that stick to the world. At this moment, the monster army is growing bigger and stronger! With each and every monster you think of – POP! – another has been added to the monster army. Right now the leaders are: The Vampire, Werewolf, Ghost, King Kong , Dora, and Godzilla. But still, even though the apocalypse could happen at any moment, we still have a few seconds of time. JUST KIDDING!!! WERE ALL DOOOOOOMED!
Dolls
Little dolls sitting in your bedroom. Plastic, Glass, whatever. There’s million of tales about them. They say they will come and rip you to pieces … They say the dolls will grab you legs and pull you under you’re bed… But have they ever told you why? Probably not. Here’s the story. Once There was a Toymaker,( of course) he was a toymaker and a glass maker. He fixed and polished windows as he cheerfully build toys. Toys with warm happy cheeks, toys with warm smiles. Toys that had been build with so much work, that they made everyone in the town happy( this may sound like a fairytale but it isn’t) He worked and worked filling his mind with glass and toys, until one day his mind popped! ( not physically) That’s when he had a idea. A amazing idea. He wanted to make a doll made out of glass. His first attempts weren’t good for he had a hard time putting everything together. So he told all the other toymakers, thinking they would help. But they didn’t. Now they were all competing. Each of the toymakers wanted to make the best toy. One day they Toymaker woke up at 2:36 in the morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. He rolled around in bed then looked at his unfinished glass doll. He got out of bed slowly, then put on his fleece, plaid robes. He walked over to the doll and suddenly became furious, furious that all his hard work never paid off. Furious that he couldn’t finish one, single doll! He grabbed his hammer with rage, and glass scattered every where! Then he felt pain! He dropped to the ground screaming in agony! The last thing he saw was a huge glass shard digging in his shoulder until everything went black.( I mean, that’s what you get when you don’t have your morning coffee!) A few days later he woke up in a hospital, sad that another man had finished his idea. He looked at his shoulder and it was black, blue and purple.( it was the olden days and they didn’t have good cures for things like that) a doctor came in the room and told him that they would have to inject a certain type of medicine in him but it might have side effects. After the shot he took, he was never the same. He went mad. He went around town scaring people by making up tales about dolls. He told the tales until the stories became real. The dolls murdered, and tortured the people of the town! Until there was a war. It was a tie. Both sides died( it wasn’t a big war only the town vs. the dolls) A few years later a young traveler came across the dead town, and he found a half broken glass doll. he smiled, then brought it to his king. The king was overjoyed and sent the best toymakers of the city to make more.( They made full dolls not half broken ones) Soon the toys were selling out in no time. The kids liked them, but little did they know they dolls didn’t move for a reason. They wanted more of them to be made, then they would kill all the humans in the world. Starting with the toymakers.
Zombies are real!!!
Tests and Data. I’ve got it all. Zombies are real. Because one day police found a chemical, and a few days after they found it some students from a school started getting some sort of rash. The rash itched and a red rash spread on the students skin. The police locked everyone in and didn’t let parents come to the school. They brought a woman into the hospital and she had second and third degree burns all over her body even though she never touched fire. Her husband touched her and the disease went to him. After police were forced to hold down a man who refused to stop chewing off someones face. Zombies are real. and they’re on the move
King Kong’s Death
Some people like to talk about how strong they are. For example they say stuff like this,”Ha, I’m so strong I could kill King Kong!” Bad move. The bad move isn’t talking about how strong you are. The bad move is killing King Kong. Do you know why? You would be causing suicide in three different ways. Number one: You can be on top of King Kong when you kill him. And falling from that distance is sure to kill you. Number two: You might be underneath King Kong and when he’s falling he might squish you to death. Number three (my favorite): Stabbing King Kong is gonna be hard. But surviving after you made the stab is harder. You see, with all that blood coming toward you way your gonna drown. ( Seriously King Kong has to have enough blood in his body to fill Lake Tahoe!) So think again when you say stuff like that (But don’t replace King Kong with Godzilla. It’s all gonna be the same.)
Zombie Apocalypse Meeting!
Every Tuesday me and some friends have a meeting about zombie apocalypses. We usually play a game where in the beginning there are zombies and humans. Now, the zombies aren’t slow so they can catch you rather easily. The good news is: The humans get guns. The bad news is: If you kill the zombies with the guns the zombies turn into ghosts and can suck out your soul! At the meetings we also talk about what we would do if the zombie apocalypse came. We all agreed to sacrifice two of our members of the group. ( Never sacrifice yourself) anyway thats what my Tuesdays are like.
Nyan Cat Blood
Do you know about the Nyan Cat? Well if you don’t, its a cute little cat flying through space pooping out rainbows. Cute huh? No. Each color of it’s ‘rainbow poop’ stands for a certain type of blood! Red stand for your blood. Orange stands for orange carrots blood ( I mean, carrots are innocent!) yellow stands for chicks blood, Green stands for natures blood. Have you heard of the phrase ‘Blue Blood’?
well thats the color blue for the Nyan Cat. And last purple stands for Eggplant! ( but I don’t like eggplant anyway) So now what do you think of the ‘cute’ Nyan Cat?
Imaginary Zombie/ Animal
Ever think of a animal crossed with a zombie? Well imagine this: Your favorite animal
walking slowly, limping as it comes closer, if you look deeply into it’s eyes you will feel like blades are slicing through your skin, theres flesh and skin dripping down its face, and BOOM you’re dead.
A Wonderful Marketing Success For the Dead!
This evening I spent the night with 20 wonderful new recruits. A great deal of thanks to Ben Jaffe for hosting the gathering.
The amazing man has helped me grow. Also his girlfriend, Masumi, gave me the paper which I made the flyers with. At first the name was ‘One day summer camp!’ but I quickly changed it to ‘ One day die camp!’ and I gave it a little burst. Here’s a picture. (I’ll do better next time.)
I also drew a picture of my helper, Ben.
Me being 10, the picture of ben was a picture I made half copied from the internet. Basically because I don’t see him much ’cause I don’t go to his work. Me, I work on this website. ( I’m a geek and I’m proud to admit it!)