Some people like to talk about how strong they are. For example they say stuff like this,”Ha, I’m so strong I could kill King Kong!” Bad move. The bad move isn’t talking about how strong you are. The bad move is killing King Kong. Do you know why? You would be causing suicide  in three different ways. Number one: You can be on top of King Kong when you kill him. And falling from that distance is sure to kill you. Number two: You might be underneath King Kong and when he’s falling he might squish you to death. Number three (my favorite):  Stabbing King Kong is gonna be hard. But surviving after you made the stab is harder. You see, with all that blood coming toward you way your gonna drown. ( Seriously King Kong has to have enough blood in his body to fill Lake Tahoe!) So think again when you say stuff like that (But don’t replace King Kong with Godzilla. It’s all gonna be the same.)